"The Rowdy O' The River" They don't call Dick's "The Rowdy O' The River" for nuthin'! Dick's is located smack dab in the middle of San Antonio's ever-popular River Walk in the basement of the historic Nix Hospital. Fronted by an exceptional view of the water, there's patio seating year-round. Come see why Dick's has been a River Walk legend since the craziness began in 1987!